onion rings

yesterday after the movie i got home and spent hours glued to my screen scrolling on reddit so i tried to spice it up by leaning into the bumness and ordering onion rings at 10pm. watched the postmates app like a hawk, saw them preparing my order (it took like an hour, how does making onion rings take an HOUR), saw the little delivery bike icon make it all the way to the front door and then they ???? randomly cancelled my order at 11pm. so i was mad and then wanted to get fried chicken instead but i didnt want to leave my room because that would defeat the purpose of being a bum so i fell asleep anyway this is my *first post* and i thought i'd talk about the outrage that is getting your boring indulgent life of technology convenience interrupted