a tragedy in three parts (abridged)

act 1: the himbo turns out to be pretty smart act 2: i half-decide/half-realize i really like him act 3: he tells me as we're getting in the uber to drop me off at my place that he just got out of a long-term relationship last month and is not looking for anything serious ext stage: i'm lying in bed afterwards listening to mellon collie and the infinite sadness