Please Hit Me With Your Car

According to my phone, yesterday I scrolled on Instagram for 51 minutes. In that time I received ads for no less than twenty different dating apps and services. This is the list of all of them, in order: 1. Cuffed 2. Bond club 3. Woo plus (this was specifically for “gym guys who like curvy girls” ?) 4. Delight 5. Boo 6. Fluddr 7. 222place 8. Filter off 9. Time left 10. Met by Nick 11. Dumb love club (this may actually just be an Austin TX pickleball group?) 12. Rizzgod.ai (I tried to go this website because what the hell is this and it doesn't even exist???) 13. Parlor social club 14. Fonzie (this app seems to just give you feedback on your hinge profile?) 15. Jigsaw 16. The League 17. Chivy 18. Thursday 19. Grid 20. Duet If you work at The Cut and want to pay me to rank all of these please reach out to my agent thank you