Seven Notes I Found On My Phone

1. "monologue insulting someone in medieval times" thy manner is irkesome. thou art maidenless. thy hair is the colour of dung. tree bark compared to thy skin is the king's best linen. a witch once looked upon thee and cast unto herself the curse of blindness. thy bed reeks of frogs. dost thou bathe or simply lie on thy back and piss upon thy body. nary even the plague dare approach thee, lest ye infect it. the queen's alchemist could transmogrify thy finest jewels into naught but a pile of tin. ——— 2. "nights" - crying to the bluey christmas episode - the bodega guy being funny and telling me to put nyquil on my ritter sport. "good combination" he says ——— 3. "Stonehenge but with fish" (No additional text) ——— 4. "questions" - when did people start saying “bleeding edge” instead of “cutting edge” - if you cut a tree open in the winter is it still juicy? - What is the word for cool but not actually cool, just like on trend - What makes a manifesto - Do airplanes have backup cameras? ——— 5. "tasty chimichurri i made" - One bunch cilantro - one grilled jalapeño - a few grilled green onions - a few grilled cloves of garlic - olive oil - salt - pepper ——— 6. "Dog N Katz" (March 12, 2024) (No additional text) ——— 7. "Dog N. Katz" (May 2, 2023) (No additional text)